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1. sallyrider11 reblogged this from basedmcgoats
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3. fun-gal-infection reblogged this from basedmcgoats and added:

   With such insightful tips as “let him take charge” and “tie his wrists with a silk scarf and gag him with your panties.”...

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18. onedumbjoke reblogged this from peayeahknow and added:

    I saw this at a newsstand in the subway and it took all of my self-control not to shriek NO!!!!!!

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    This seems like something that’d be on the cosmosextips tumblr, the blog that makes fun of this magazine’s bad tips. but...

23. mirandaskye reblogged this from louferrari and added:

    Yeah, no; I don’t want to end my marriage, thanks

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27. threecheersforqueers reblogged this from hemidemisplemmyquaver and added:

    NOOOO MAKE IT STOP

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31. buttsandviolins reblogged this from peayeahknow and added:

    STOP IT.

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39. wickedseraph reblogged this from youarenotyou and added:

    WHAT THE FUCK

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44. coleytangerina reblogged this from femmeandfierce and added:

    Put the magazine down and step away from any genitalia.

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46. blacksentai reblogged this from youarenotyou and added:

    We Just saw this checking out at Target. Wasn’t enough time to really look through it, but the headline “Fifty Shades of...

47. youarenotyou reblogged this from basedmcgoats
48. basedmcgoats reblogged this from clara-p and added:

    ya’ll, fifty shades of grey was originally twilight fanfiction

49. clara-p reblogged this from craibea and added:

    IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD DO IF THEY STARTED READING FANFICTION! (And by fanfiction I mean actually good fanfiction)

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