I seen’t y’all Disney

popular-slut-club:

I don’t have any fucks to give about Malificent

I’m gonna see it at some point

but y’all could have had an Ursula movie

motherfucking Ursula, fuckers

Ursula sold a bitch a faulty vagina for her voice, at the expense of this bitch’s entire kingdom

and where was Malificent

I’ll tell you were Malificent was

stayin’ pressed as fuck that her salty ass ain’t get invited to a baby shower

(via popular-slut-club-deactivated20)

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