dear white people

unless you’re gonna follow the recipes given to you by actual brown people

back the fuck up off of our fucking food. i’m sick of cultural dishes getting butchered by “innovative” crackers

i’m sick of traditional foods getting destroyed and my culture being chipped away at

because what you shits turn my food into becomes the default

and my cultural identity in a white country vanishes further and further.

if brown people take your bland ass white people food and make it something closer to what we’re used to, what we are comfortable with, we are seen as backwoods stupid ass stubborn outsiders who refuse to assimilate

where as you fucklings are seen as amazing creative innovators and culinary geniuses

yeah, so either do my food right or fuck off

and even if you’re trying to do it right: if it’s not your culture, it’s not your fucking place to make fucking money off of it

i’m looking at white fucks like you, rick bayless. i hope you give yourself dysentery from your capitalizing on people you’re privileged over

i hope you all fucking drown in mayo